Sunday, 5 April 2009

Theatre

TOSS OFF WILL YA!? Is a spectacularly embarrassing TIE Production, which has the sole purpose of reducing starstruck actors to piles of gibbering self-doubt, and tears.

Aimed at violent teenagers in the worst schools in the country, 3 actors are needed to bring the taboo subject of masturbation to troubled teenagers in a sincere, fun and accessible way.

Utilising arts such as shadow puppetry, close harmony singing, Elizabethan dance and rap, actors must be willing to look a room of malevolent teenage boys in the face and tell them how to dance the dance of self love in an appropriate and earnest way. Clean driving license and a “can do!” attitude are essential.

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